My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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