How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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