South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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