Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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