I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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