I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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