i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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