you would pick up someone in the library
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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