Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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