You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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