her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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