so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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