i permit you to call me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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