I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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