if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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