I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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