how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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