I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just high enough for therapy.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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