she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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