didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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