Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm like, not good at living.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
