Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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