you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm like, not good at living.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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