actually, I'm a sock model
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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