we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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