just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
