hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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