no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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