drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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