I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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