So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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