but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You were trust falling into bushes
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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