So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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