Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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