She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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