On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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