You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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