You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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