sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
