do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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