Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Randomize
