clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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