gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
