Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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