She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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