I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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