Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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