But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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