You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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