he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I won't apologize to a one balled man
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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