I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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